Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Little Red Riding Hood Condensed

THREE 1. Little Red Riding Hood starts her journey through the woods to bring her sick Grandmother cakes and is instructed not to stop.
ELIMINATE 2. While walking, she diverges from the path several times to eat delicious strawberries, chase a butterfly, and pick flowers.
FOUR 3. She hears a rustling with the woods and a voice comes out of nowhere and asks her where she's going and if her Grandma lives alone. She answered all of the voice's questions and he proceeded to the Grandmother's house.
ELIMINATE 4. It's revealed that the voice is the wolf and he plans to kill the Little Red and her G-ma. He eats G-ma.
ONE 5. Little Red shows up and shit gets real. Wolf is dressed as Grandma and he eats Little Red.
TWO 6. Hunter strolls along and hears wolf inside, cocks his gun, and shoots the wolf dead. He slices open the wolf's stomach and out pop G-ma and Lil Red. Woohoo
THE END

ELDERLY WOMAN AND CHILD BARELY SURVIVED WOLF ATTACK

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21 - Two residents of Lancelot are lucky to be alive after being swallowed whole by the deceitful town terrorist known Charles Wolfson. Victims Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma Hood owe their life to hero Hunter Woodsen, who witnesses the wolf's merciless attacks and freed the sufferers by slicing the wolf's stomach open. Little Red was on a mission to bring her sick grandmother an arrangement of baked goods when she heard a mysterious voice belonging to Mr. Wolfson asking her where she was headed. The perpetrator then secretly followed the 5-year-old to her Grandma's woodland apartment. Luckily for the victims, a witness was nearby hunting in the woods. Woodsen is being awarded with a plaque for his courageous act presented by the People Against Wolves Foundation. Little Red's mother was happy to be reunited with her family.

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